♥ 76 Notes / Tue Jul 29th, 2014 ≡ reblog
learning how to have sex from watching porn is like learning how to wrestle from watching wwe
(via lesbroski)♥ 2721 Notes / Mon Jul 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
I’m so glad I don’t date you. Because whenever we hang out you say you’re going to quit smoking, quit drinking, get a real job, get on track, move out and be on your own.
And it doesn’t matter how long I wait to call you, 3 months later, 6 months later, you’re still in the same place. And you say it again.
So, yes, I will take my “boring” straight edge boyfriend with a stable job. Because he’s a man, and you’re not.♥ 2 Notes / Fri Jul 25th, 2014 ≡ reblog
The boyfriend came over after playing soccer. I cleaned him up, bandaged him, and fed him.
I love this man.
He offered to come over and cook for me next week. He’s the best.♥ / Wed Jul 23rd, 2014 ≡ reblog