Inviting my ex to a party at my crush's house.
You bet the fuck I just did.
She's so weird.
Then, we used to text non-stop. You’d text me in the morning, usually to complain about work. And we’d text all day and all night until one of us fell asleep. Now, I maybe get a text once a week. The conversations don’t last long. Then, we’d greet each other with a hug or a weird smile. Now, we stick our tongues out at each other, scare/sneak up on each other, or I ignore...
You confuse my heart.
And I am sick of writing about you and saying things here that I can’t ever say to you. Today was another one of those days..
Got The Interview =]
Not going to get my hopes up about the job though.. If I don’t get it, it’s not a big deal, it’s not the end of the world.
More Ways To Say No To Sex...
-I Have A Pimple On My Butt. -I Can Do Better. -Your Penis Is Small. -Your Penis Won’t Satisfy Me. -I’m Playing COD. -It’s Cold. -You Look Like You Have An STD. -I Didn’t Shave My Jungle. -I’m Drunk. -I Don’t Like You Enough To Have Children With You. -I’m Not In The Mood. -If I Was To Get An STD, I Would Rather It Would Be With Someone...
causticartist: femmephoenix: videohall: Kitten vs two scary things This is without a doubt the greatest thing I have ever seen. Reblogging for excellent orchestration.
forprincetoncharming: theblackship: colfersaurusrex: The sexual tension between shovel and pail im not comfortable with the fact that these are from Blues Clues, my childhood.
if you think my posts are ridiculous you should see my life choices.
That moment when you go to the bathroom by...
rebellion: ohslimnasty: lars-honeytoast: THISSS hahaha *real tears* That “oh fuck” moment.
fat-kids-on-mopeds-deactivated2 asked: APPRECIATE ME! I LOVE YOU!
fat-kids-on-mopeds-deactivated2 asked: I ship you with me because most of our friends think we're dating anyways.
“I ship you with _______ because ________.”
hiddle-stoner: Finish the sentence in my askbox.
Cosmo sex tip #225
cosmo-sex-tips: Make light saber noises with your dick and smack her with it.